The Worst Poetry Book Ever

You read that right.Call me an outdated hardcore punk band from the 2000s, because I bought this poetry book not just once, but Thrice.It’s a wonderful gift for your aspiring literary friends with ribald sense of humor. Also, I feel like I’m supporting feminism every time I’ve bought and shared this book with others - so I guess I’ll be doing that every time I overly indulge a Drake album.

Pull up 💃in the monster 👹Automobile 🚗gangster 😎With a ⛓✨bad bich 🙄👏that came from Sri Lanka 🇱🇰Yeah I'm in that Tonka, color of Willy Wonka 🧑🏻‍🎤You could be the King 😡but watch the Queen conquer 👑OK 👌first things first I'll eat your brains 🧠Then I'ma start rocking gold 👁👄👁 teeth and fangs 🦷Cause that's what a motherfing 🤰⬅️monster do 😈Hairdresser from Milan, 💁‍♀️ that's the monster do 💇‍♀️Monster Giuseppe heel 👠that's the monster shoe 👙Young money 👼💲is the roster and the monster crew 👩‍👧‍👧And I'm all up all up all up ⬆️in the bank 🏦with the funny face 🤪And if I'm fake 🤨I ain't notice cause my money 💵 ain't!

I absolutely love this poetry book!!! I’m so glad that I’ve finally found my kind of people who shares same sense of humor as me. Like this book literally made my clitoris twinkle🤩🥰🥰 hands down one of the best poetry book to exist ever and I mean it from bottom of my heart!!

This book is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Really made me feel something. Please buy this it is great, whenever you are feeling down this will make you cry of laughter. Please support her with her best book of poetry to come out so far. ☺️😂

Just full of raunchy stuff about queefing and other nasty things. I had a few giggles but I think I lost a brain cell reading this book. Thankfully I was refunded & able to buy an actual poetry book.

This book was so cute and poetic!! I read it to my children as a bedtime story and they absolutely loved it. We all agreed page 38 was by far our favorite poem we read. Great family read, 10/10 recommend it!!

ahhhh it’s pretty funny

Not reccomended for people under 14 but this book was entertaining to me because i find inappropriate words funny, loaded with lots of them so beware

I love how dumb it is. It’s exactly as advertised. Crude humour that got quite a few giggles out of me on a rough day. :)

Whe n it arrived the pages were wavy like it had been wet, luckily it wasn't too bad so it isn't a huge issue.This is a gift for my friend and im sure she'll love it!

So beautifully written it touched my heart. Okay on a real note, this is the best thing i have ever spent my money on.

A MAN 👦👦 HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER 🌊🏞 IN LEGO CITY‼️🌃 START 🛅✅ THE RESCUE HELICOPTER 🚁 HEY👋❗️ BUILD 👷‍♀️👷‍♀️ THE HELICOPTER 🚁🚁 AND OFF TO THE RESCUE❗️ PREPARE THE LIFELINE 🆘, LOWER THE STRETCHER ♿️♿️ AND MAKE THE RESCUE‼️‼️ THE NEW 🆕🆕 EMERGENCY 🚨 COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY 🌃

Buy it you won’t regret it ever.