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title: "Throw the Damn Ball: Classic Poetry by Dogs"
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# Throw the Damn Ball: Classic Poetry by Dogs

**Brand:** r. d. rosenharry prichettrob battles
**Price:** ¥5640
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Throw the Damn Ball: Classic Poetry by Dogs

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Actually GOOD poetry
  

*by T***H on Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2023*

Not only is this collection of poems hilarious, but the poems are so well done and beautifully written. A great gift for yourself or another dog lover in your life.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    If only my dog could write poetry like this
  

*by �***� on Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2016*

I'd originally bought this for a dog lover friend, but ended up ordering a second one to keep.  This 6" square hardback book is filled with quirky poems written from a dog's viewpoint along with an appropriate photo of an adorably wonderful pooch.With the well-over 100 poems included, there are bound to be a few duds--and there are a handful.  But most of them had me smiling, especially when coupled with the photo and name of the featured dog.  There are a few selections that are sweet and touching, although the majority of them tend to focus on things that dogs find tantalizing -- treats, balls (both the toy version and licking the ones attached to themselves), dog poo, and horny dogs.  So if you were considering gifting this to your sweet elderly poodle-loving aunt who swoons when faced with profanity or crudeness, you may want to give this a pass or select another recipient.The poem that shares the name of this book is a favorite, as are ones called "Licking my Balls on a Snowy Evening" and "The Mighty Mound," an ode to dog poo.  Here are a couple of other favorites of mine (they're devoid of naughty language so Amazon will let me post them):KEEPSAKE'S END by Rufus"Your mother’s mother’s afghan, a treasure from the past,Each stitch a loving message to future family cast.Until just now the scent was faint, of sandalwood and rose,But my incontinence brought its fragrant journey to a close."OH BEAUTIFUL ABSORBENT LAND by Archie"Oh beautiful absorbent land,Too vast to find itself defiledBy any single dog or child!So spacious it’s as if you plannedThat every mountain, plain,  and river,Every sacred rock and stumpBeseeched my very bowels  to quiver!On you I proudly take a dump."Despite a Springer Spaniel named Rory's claims that he has a "pome" in him, I'm somewhat confident that these poems were actually penned by a collaboration of human writers since dogs often have trouble with rhyming verse.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Delightful.
  

*by M***A on Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2020*

I've lived with dogs for 30 years on my own and longer when I lived at home. I love them. I started collecting children's picture books 50 years ago and have added dog books to that as there is a crossover. Lovely children's stories with illustrated drawings and paintings of dogs and then dog books with photographs. Vintage photographs. Current photographs. Non-fiction. The dog books just started growing in my collection. Poetry included. I have several books of dog poetry both about dogs and purported to be written by dogs. (Also letters to Santa Paws and a dog "Dear Abby-paws" book. I bought this book mostly because of the title. That poem is entertaining as are the rest of the poems in this book. As a long time dog companion I think these poems reflect the essence of dogs. How they behave and what they are thinking. Humorous with sometimes a underlying sadness. Just a delightful book.

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