Jelly Belly Jelly Beans, Assorted Flavors, 3 lb Tub

If Willy Wonka and a laxative factory had an illicit love child, these sugar-free jelly beans would be it. Let me be VERY clear: They taste AMAZING. Truly, a gourmet carnival of flavor. Each bean is a tiny, fruity promise whispered seductively into your mouth. And then… Somewhere deep in my intestines, a trapdoor opened. Within an hour, my digestive system staged a full-scale military coup. My guts went from 0 to “Mayday! Mayday! We are going down!” It wasn’t a stomach ache — it was a biblical event. A plague. If Moses had given Pharaoh sugar-free jelly beans, the Israelites would’ve been freed immediately. I wasn’t using the bathroom. I was anchored to it. The porcelain and I bonded on a spiritual level. I achieved enlightenment. I astral-projected. I may have briefly seen my ancestors. Imagine a tornado. Now imagine that tornado is full of hot brown regret. That was me. And the SOUND? My toilet now has PTSD. In fact, I think I do too. Pro: • Tastes fantastic • Low calorie • Cleanses your soul, colon, sins, and possibly the paint off your walls Con: • Requires a hydration strategy normally reserved for endurance athletes • May cause you to reevaluate your life choices • Time becomes meaningless • You will understand humility Bottom line? If you want a delicious treat AND want to experience what it feels like for your digestive tract to perform a Cirque du Soleil finale… Buy these jelly beans. 10/10 would recommend. 0/10 would trust a fart.

They are fresh and flavorful. A good snack. Such a variety of flavors.

This made for a fun little challenge. I used it to play a game where everyone had a handful of regular jelly beans except one person who had some of these, and that person had to hide the fact that they had the hot ones. Unfortunately the game didn’t work too well because they were hotter than expected and most people would turn a bit red or cough! Still worth it, and came with enough that we didn’t run out early.

Compared to all others, these are the best. The flavor lingers and doesn't go bad. You can really taste the natural flavor. if anything there is I am not perfectly happy with is that they seem to be too sweet. Of course all they are is sugar wrapped in wax so I suppose that is to be expected. These are, at least to me, the only JBs worth buying.

Great taste! The jelly beans were favorably with a nice variety of different flavors. A little pricey for the size, but the candy taste great.

As always, great jelly beans

This is nasty but funny to play

I found these with a sweet surprise, I couldn't believe before my eyes, a bean so sweet yet guilty free, to join me in my reverie. I got my order no surprise, I ignored all the warning signs, I ate two times the serving size, and found those warnings weren't lies. An hour after my delight, I stood up with an awful fright, and found that I had taken flight, directly to my throne of white. For hours did I sit there, empty thoughts and empty stare, I paid for foolish lack of care, and now a warning I must share. Remember "all in moderation", to avoid a gastro-desperation, Do not be arrogant like me, you must see what's clear to see, the warning labels you must read, and start with no more than just eight beans.