---
product_id: 67374227
title: "If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem"
brand: "embtao"
price: "¥2046"
currency: JPY
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 13
category: "Emb Tao"
url: https://www.desertcart.jp/products/67374227-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close
store_origin: JP
region: Japan
---

# Velcro hook & loop for instant attachment 3.5 x 1.5 inches compact size Premium embroidered cotton patch If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem

**Brand:** embtao
**Price:** ¥2046
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎉 Make your mark—because blending in is so last season!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem by embtao
- **How much does it cost?** ¥2046 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.jp](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/67374227-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close)

## Best For

- embtao enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted embtao brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Perfect Fit:** Compact 3.5" x 1.5" size hugs hats, jackets, backpacks, and more with ease.
- • **Built to Last:** Durable, washable cotton embroidery that keeps its edge through every adventure.
- • **Snap-On Style:** Velcro hook backing lets you switch up your look in seconds—no sewing needed!
- • **Safe & Stylish:** Non-toxic materials ensure your patch is as safe as it is bold.
- • **Bonus Loop Tape:** Comes with matching loop tape for seamless DIY customization—your gear, your rules.

## Overview

This 3.5 x 1.5 inch embroidered patch from EmbTao features a durable cotton build with a velcro hook backing for quick attachment to tactical hats, jackets, backpacks, and more. It includes a free matching loop tape for versatile DIY customization. Safe, washable, and designed for lasting style, it’s the perfect morale patch to express your bold personality.

## Description

EmbTao PatchEmbroidery is a kind of art. Tao is the art of balance between design, technology, quality and details. EmbTao is the top embroidered patch. EmbTao patch has the compatible-velcro hook backing. It is safe and non-toxic. Meanwhile, there is the same sized loop tape comes for free. You can add our compatible-velcro patch to your garments directly. You can also sew our loop tape to your garments firstly and then add our patch. With our compatible-velcro patch, you can have your special DIY grament in 1 second. Package: 1 pcs compatible-velcro patch and 1 same sized loop tape packed in moisture proof bag.

Review: Great patch - Love this patch and it holds well
Review: Perfect. - Fits a 5.11 cap well. It’s fairly flexible so it does hug the cap on the curves. Threads were fine nothing loose. I’ll double check the threads. The loop backing is also thin but I don’t use it. Not much else to review.

## Features

- Compatible-velcro hook backing for attachment to tactical hats and gear. The loop tape comes for free.
- Patch measures 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall.
- Safe & non-toxic. Washable and Durability.
- Perfect for Jeans, Jackets, Vests, Hats, Backpacks and more!
- Package: 1 pcs compatible-velcro patch and 1 same sized loop tape packed in moisture proof bag.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B07CMMBRXC |
| Best Sellers Rank | #73,070 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing ( See Top 100 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing ) #1,753 in Embroidered Appliqué Patches |
| Brand | EmbTao |
| Color | Too Close |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (824) |
| Date First Available | April 24, 2018 |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Item Weight | 0.3 ounces |
| Item model number | P16-471-M |
| Manufacturer | EmbTao |
| Material | Cotton |
| Mounting Type | Sewing |
| Number of Pieces | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 1.5 x 3.5 x 0.1 inches |
| Shape | Rectangular |
| Size | 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall |
| Style | Embroidered |
| Theme | Funny, Gear |
| Unit Count | 1.0 Count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** EmbTao
- **Color:** Too Close
- **Material:** Cotton
- **Mounting Type:** Sewing
- **Number of Pieces:** 1
- **Shape:** Rectangular
- **Size:** 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall
- **Style:** Embroidered
- **Theme:** Funny, Gear
- **Unit Count:** 1.0 Count

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great patch
*by A***R on March 14, 2024*

Love this patch and it holds well

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect.
*by M***E on October 21, 2020*

Fits a 5.11 cap well. It’s fairly flexible so it does hug the cap on the curves. Threads were fine nothing loose. I’ll double check the threads. The loop backing is also thin but I don’t use it. Not much else to review.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Love this patch
*by K***R on August 15, 2023*

I love this patch. It is bold and direct like me. I am very to the point about my service dog and people not touching him. This makes it clear before someone asks me. And if they walk up and read it and are still dumb enough to ask at least they know the response they are going to get from the patch. If an owner of bold enough to have that kind of patch then they are bold enough to let you know to back the H$&@ off.

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*Last updated: 2026-03-18*