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product_id: 573281594
title: "Don't Be a Cock Sucker Sticker - 5\" Laptop Sticker - Waterproof Vinyl for Car, Phone, Water Bottle - Funny Rude Joke Decal"
brand: "sticker mine"
price: "¥1658"
currency: JPY
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.jp/products/573281594-dont-be-a-cock-sucker-sticker-5-laptop-sticker-waterproof
store_origin: JP
region: Japan
---

# 100% waterproof vinyl 5" x 4.7" perfect size Proudly made in USA Don't Be a Cock Sucker Sticker - 5" Laptop Sticker - Waterproof Vinyl for Car, Phone, Water Bottle - Funny Rude Joke Decal

**Brand:** sticker mine
**Price:** ¥1658
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🔥 Make your statement stick—literally! 🔥

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Don't Be a Cock Sucker Sticker - 5" Laptop Sticker - Waterproof Vinyl for Car, Phone, Water Bottle - Funny Rude Joke Decal by sticker mine
- **How much does it cost?** ¥1658 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.jp](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/573281594-dont-be-a-cock-sucker-sticker-5-laptop-sticker-waterproof)

## Best For

- sticker mine enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted sticker mine brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Proudly American-Made:** Support quality craftsmanship with a sticker that’s as authentic as your attitude.
- • **Effortless Peel & Stick:** No hassle, no mess—apply and reposition with ease for maximum impact.
- • **Reusable & Long-Lasting:** Keep the statement alive—stick it, peel it, and stick it again without losing grip.
- • **Versatile Stick Anywhere:** From laptops to cars, slap it on your favorite gear and own your vibe.
- • **Weatherproof & Fade-Resistant:** Stay bold rain or shine with durable vinyl that won’t lose its edge.

## Overview

This 5" x 4.7" waterproof vinyl sticker delivers bold, fade-resistant humor for indoor and outdoor use. Perfect for laptops, cars, water bottles, and more, it’s easy to apply, reusable, and proudly made in the USA to ensure lasting quality and attitude.

## Description

Made from durable waterproof vinyl. Sticker can be used outdoors or indoors, colors will not fade. Stick on your car, water bottle, laptop, or cooler. Peel and Stick - simple application. Reusable. Made in USA.

## Features

- Size: 5" x 4.7"
- Al weather vinyl sticker
- Phone sticker, laptop sticker, car sticker, water bottle sticker, and so many more applications!
- Peel & stick, simple application, reusable
- Made in the USA

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Sticker Mine
- **Color:** Multicolor
- **Surface Recommendation:** Metal,Wood,Plastic,Glass,Ceramic
- **Recommended Uses For Product:** Bumper, Car, Laptop, Scrapbook, Truck, Water Bottle
- **Material:** Vinyl
- **Theme:** Car,Funny,Phone
- **Cartoon Character:** Bubble
- **Special Feature:** Waterproof
- **Number of Pieces:** 1
- **Style:** Cartoon

## Images

![Don't Be a Cock Sucker Sticker - 5" Laptop Sticker - Waterproof Vinyl for Car, Phone, Water Bottle - Funny Rude Joke Decal - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51L4C1AU9dL.jpg)

## Available Options

This product comes in different **Size** options.

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*Product available on Desertcart Japan*
*Store origin: JP*
*Last updated: 2026-01-28*