--- product_id: 545796618 title: "Strict No Twats Funny Aluminium Sign - 20x15cm Retro Wall Plaque for Home Pub, Garage, Man Cave - Indoor Outdoor Garden Bar Decor 40th 50th 60th Gift" brand: "p&p homeware" price: "¥3160" currency: JPY in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 category: "P&P Homeware" url: https://www.desertcart.jp/products/545796618-strict-no-twats-funny-aluminium-sign-20x15cm-retro-wall-plaque store_origin: JP region: Japan --- # Compact 20x15cm size 4 pre-drilled mounting holes Premium rustproof aluminium Strict No Twats Funny Aluminium Sign - 20x15cm Retro Wall Plaque for Home Pub, Garage, Man Cave - Indoor Outdoor Garden Bar Decor 40th 50th 60th Gift **Brand:** p&p homeware **Price:** ¥3160 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🚫 No Twats Allowed — Make Your Space Unapologetically You! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Strict No Twats Funny Aluminium Sign - 20x15cm Retro Wall Plaque for Home Pub, Garage, Man Cave - Indoor Outdoor Garden Bar Decor 40th 50th 60th Gift by p&p homeware - **How much does it cost?** ¥3160 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.jp](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/545796618-strict-no-twats-funny-aluminium-sign-20x15cm-retro-wall-plaque) ## Best For - p&p homeware enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted p&p homeware brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Gift with Attitude:** A cheeky, memorable present for friends or family who appreciate bold humor. - • **Instant Icebreaker:** Blunt, witty 'Strict No Twats' design sparks laughs and sets the vibe instantly. - • **Perfect Fit Anywhere:** Compact 20x15cm size fits seamlessly in your home pub, garage, or man cave. - • **Effortless Installation:** Pre-drilled holes make mounting quick and level—no hassle, just style. - • **Built to Brave the Elements:** Weatherproof aluminium ensures no fading, rust, or warping—indoors or outdoors. ## Overview This 20x15cm retro aluminium sign from P&P Homeware features a bold 'Strict No Twats' message printed on premium rustproof metal. Designed for indoor and outdoor use, it’s weatherproof and easy to mount with four pre-drilled holes. Ideal for adding a cheeky, humorous touch to home pubs, garages, or man caves, it also makes a standout gift for milestone birthdays or housewarmings. ## Description P&P Homeware Strict No Twats Funny Aluminium Sign - 20x15cm Retro Wall Plaque for Home Pub, Garage, Man Cave - Indoor Outdoor Garden Bar Decor 40th 50th 60th Gift: P&P Homeware Strict No Twats Funny Aluminium Sign - 20x15cm Retro Wall Plaque for Home Pub, Garage, Man Cave - Indoor Outdoor Garden Bar Decor 40th 50th 60th Gift: desertcart.co.uk: Home & Kitchen Review: Amazing - Great Review: Fun product - Despatched and delivered very quickly. Reasonably priced. Very much smaller in size than expected (didn't check measurements for size) Loved the wordy design printed though. Bought as a gift for a phenomenally eccentric biker and mechanic!! ## Features - Hilarious Rude Joke Sign: Features the blunt, witty "Strict No Twats" warning design. A brilliant, lighthearted icebreaker that sets the rules and guarantees laughs from your guests. - Weatherproof Aluminium Build: Crafted from high-grade, premium rustproof aluminium. Designed to withstand the elements without fading, warping, or rusting over time. - Indoor & Outdoor Decor: Measuring 20cm x 15cm, this versatile retro plaque is the perfect fit for an outdoor garden bar, home pub, garage, workshop, or man cave wall. - 4 Pre-Drilled Holes: Engineered with convenient pre-drilled corner holes for quick, level installation. Mount it easily using small screws, tacks, or cable ties - Brilliant Novelty Gag Gift: A unique, cheeky present for housewarmings, birthdays, or secret Santa. The ideal gift for friends, dads, or husbands with a blunt sense of humour. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0C8ZQR3N1 | | Best Sellers Rank | 62,879 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 335 in Signs & Plaques | | Brand | p&p homeware | | Brand Name | p&p homeware | | Colour | multicolor | | Country of Origin | United Kingdom | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 223 Reviews | | Included Components | Mounting Hardware (Nails/Screws, 3M Tape) | | Item Dimensions L x W | 20L x 15W centimetres | | Item Shape | Rectangular | | Manufacturer | 1st choice always | | Material | Metal | | Mounting Type | Wall Mount | | Mounting type | Wall Mount | | Orientation | Portrait | | Part Number | 1 | | Pre Printed Text | Hiding From The Wife | | Recommended Uses For Product | Decorative purposes in bars or entertainment areas | | Recommended uses for product | Decorative purposes in bars or entertainment areas | | Size | 20cm x 15cm | | Style | Classic | | Theme | Words & Quotes | ## Product Details - **Brand:** p&p homeware - **Colour:** multicolor - **Material:** Metal - **Recommended uses for product:** Decorative purposes in bars or entertainment areas - **Theme:** Words & Quotes ## Images ![Strict No Twats Funny Aluminium Sign - 20x15cm Retro Wall Plaque for Home Pub, Garage, Man Cave - Indoor Outdoor Garden Bar Decor 40th 50th 60th Gift - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81upYB4pUyL.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Size** options. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Amazing *by M***. on 28 April 2026* Great ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fun product *by M***N on 29 December 2025* Despatched and delivered very quickly. Reasonably priced. Very much smaller in size than expected (didn't check measurements for size) Loved the wordy design printed though. Bought as a gift for a phenomenally eccentric biker and mechanic!! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great item *by C***G on 10 February 2026* Great addition for the pub wall, quick delivery, item as described. ## Frequently Bought Together - Strict No Twats Funny Metal Bar Signs Father's Day Bar Accessories for Home Pub Indoor or Outdoor Garden Garage Vintage Retro Wall Plaque Man Cave Gift Vintage Retro Memorabilia UK 20cm x 15cm - Shits And Giggles Metal Bar Sign Father's Day Gift Logo Man Cave Tin Sign Retro Vintage Hanging Wall Plaque Kitchen Garden Shed Garage Funny Made Uk (15cm x 10cm) - Believe in Beer Party Booze Lager Vintage Retro Man Cave Bar Pub Shed Novelty Gift Aluminium Metal Tin Wall Décor Sign --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.jp/products/545796618-strict-no-twats-funny-aluminium-sign-20x15cm-retro-wall-plaque](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/545796618-strict-no-twats-funny-aluminium-sign-20x15cm-retro-wall-plaque) --- *Product available on Desertcart Japan* *Store origin: JP* *Last updated: 2026-09-29*