Creep Van [DVD]

One thing I will say about this film...if you have seizures or are prone to headaches if flashing lights etc, as soon as the credits appear at the beginning, skip. I thought my eyes were going to explode watching that bit.Anyway, the film. I liked it. True, its not an AAA title, but some of these films that are unknown can turn out to be real gems....sometimes.So, this guy is down on his luck, starts work in a carwash, and due to public transport being a pain, wants a car/van etc. Rings a number, and thats when the trouble begins.The van itself, has some very interesting ways to kill a person, obviously controlled by the driver. I was a little confused why no-one reported all these bodies etc, but that would have spoilt the film.There is some humour in there, not a comedy type film, but just little bits that make you chuckle. Also, the sepecial effects are all the original type of stuff, no cgi/green-screen stuff, of which I mostly prefer.If you like that kind of film, then give this a go, you may just like it

Worst film I've seen in a while, it seems as though it was written by a not very intelligent 10 year old.

This film is bad. The acting is bad. The characters are bad. The story is bad. The writing is bad. The audio/weird sounding soundtrack is bad. The random dream-esq sequences are weird. The random 'characters' that appear for a few seconds just to be used as fodder for the 'van' feel like complete filler to lengthen the film. Oh and just to try and keep the intended audience awake, they randomly chuck in boobs every so often.The worst film I have ever watched...

As a comedy, Creep Van really swings for the fences, but the results are mixed at best. There are some humorous moments and jokes that do actually work, garnering the random chuckle here and there, but overall the movie is a little too ridiculous for its own good. Thankfully there are a lot of satisfying kills that will likely make most gore fans at least crack a small smile. The van itself is an actual death machine, where every part of it can kill. From the before mentioned deadly windows of doom to a nail covered airbag, this creep van does much of killing all by itself.

So cheesy it hurts, but keeps you hooked. Certain good values prevail.

WORST FILM EVER!!!

This dvd was not that good it don’t really have a good story and it is just rubbish

Cheap, bloody and stupid. But good for those reasons. A dumb collection of low budget gory murders and a questionable storyline make this so bad it's good movie watchable. Not a trend setter but worth it just for the laughs