--- product_id: 490036374 title: "Coffee Because Fuck This - Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon, 304 Stainless Steel Long Handle Spoon, Unique Gift for Coffee Lovers, Him, Her, Grandpa, Grandma, Mother, Father" brand: "99wakeup" price: "¥1327" currency: JPY in_stock: true category: "99 Wake Up" url: https://www.desertcart.jp/products/490036374-coffee-because-fuck-this-funny-engraved-coffee-spoon-304-stainless store_origin: JP region: Japan --- # 7.6-inch ergonomic long handle Durable 304 food-grade stainless steel Dishwasher safe for effortless cleaning Coffee Because Fuck This - Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon, 304 Stainless Steel Long Handle Spoon, Unique Gift for Coffee Lovers, Him, Her, Grandpa, Grandma, Mother, Father **Brand:** 99wakeup **Price:** ¥1327 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > ☕ Stir Up Your Mood & Your Coffee Game! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Coffee Because Fuck This - Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon, 304 Stainless Steel Long Handle Spoon, Unique Gift for Coffee Lovers, Him, Her, Grandpa, Grandma, Mother, Father by 99wakeup - **How much does it cost?** ¥1327 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.jp](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/490036374-coffee-because-fuck-this-funny-engraved-coffee-spoon-304-stainless) ## Best For - 99wakeup enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted 99wakeup brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Ergonomic Long Reach:** 7.6-inch handle designed for comfort and to easily stir even the tallest mugs or scoop from deep jars without mess. - • **Boldly Engraved Humor:** Permanent 'Coffee Because Fuck This' engraving that never fades—start your day with a smile and a statement. - • **Premium Stainless Steel:** Crafted from rust-resistant, food-safe 304 stainless steel with polished, burr-free edges for lasting durability and safety. - • **Gift That Gets Used & Loved:** A unique, memorable gift for coffee lovers and humor seekers—ideal for birthdays, office parties, or just because. - • **Versatile Everyday Essential:** Perfect for coffee, tea, ice cream, peanut butter, and more—your new go-to utensil for all kitchen moments. ## Overview This 7.6-inch long coffee spoon features a permanently engraved humorous phrase on a premium 304 stainless steel handle, combining durability, ergonomic design, and dishwasher-safe convenience. Perfect for stirring coffee or scooping spreads, it’s a versatile kitchen tool and a standout gift for anyone who appreciates a daily dose of caffeine and comedy. ## Description Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon - The Ultimate Mood Booster for Coffee Lovers Start your day with a laugh and a perfectly stirred cup of coffee with our hilarious "Coffee Because Fuck This" engraved spoon. This isn't just another ordinary kitchen utensil – it's a statement piece, a conversation starter, and a daily reminder that sometimes, coffee is the only thing getting us through the day. --- ### 🛠️ Crafted for Durability and Safety We understand that your kitchen tools need to work as hard as you do. That's why we've designed this spoon using only the highest quality food-grade 304 stainless steel, the industry standard for safe and durable kitchenware. 304 stainless steel benefits: - Excellent resistance to rust, corrosion, and stains - Carefully polished smooth edges (no sharp parts) - Safe for adults and children alike - 7.6-inch ergonomic long handle for comfortable grip - Perfect control for stirring coffee or scooping from deep jars --- ### ℹ️ Important Information About Magnetic Properties We want to be completely transparent with our customers about our products. Many people believe that all stainless steel should be non-magnetic, but this is not always the case. Our 304 stainless steel spoon may be slightly attracted to a magnet due to the cold working process used during manufacturing. Cold working involves bending, stamping, and shaping the stainless steel into its final form. This process can cause a small amount of the austenitic structure in 304 stainless steel to transform into martensite, which is magnetic. This is a normal and unavoidable characteristic of 304 stainless steel after mechanical processing and does not indicate that the spoon is made from inferior material or that it will rust or corrode. Rest assured, our spoon is 100% genuine 304 stainless steel and meets all food safety standards. --- ### ✨ More Than Just a Coffee Spoon While this spoon is perfect for stirring your morning coffee or afternoon tea, its versatility doesn't end there. The deep bowl and sturdy construction make it ideal for a wide range of uses: - Enjoying ice cream, sorbet, and frozen yogurt - Scooping cereal, oatmeal, and granola - Stirring hot chocolate, tea, and other beverages - Serving jams, jellies, honey, and preserves - Spreading peanut butter, Nutella, and other thick spreads - Measuring small ingredients while cooking and baking No matter what you use it for, this spoon will quickly become your go-to utensil in the kitchen. And because it's dishwasher safe, cleanup is never a hassle. Simply place it in the dishwasher with your other dishes and it will come out looking as good as new, ready for your next use. --- ### 🎁 The Perfect Gift for Anyone Who Loves Coffee (and Laughs) Finding the right gift can be challenging, especially when you want to give something that's both meaningful and practical. Generic gifts like candles, socks, and mugs are nice, but they often end up forgotten in a drawer or closet. Our engraved coffee spoon is different – it's a gift that will be used and appreciated every single day. Perfect for: - Coffee addicts and caffeine enthusiasts - Friends and family members - Coworkers and office mates - Bosses and managers - Teachers and professors - Students and recent graduates - Anyone who could use a little humor in their life Ideal occasions: - Birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah - Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day - Administrative Professionals Day - Graduation, housewarming parties - White Elephant gift exchanges and Secret Santa parties --- ### 🌟 Why Choose Our Engraved Spoon? ✅ Permanent Engraving: The funny phrase is deeply engraved into the handle, so it will never fade, peel, or wash off – no matter how many times you use and wash the spoon. ✅ Genuine 304 Stainless Steel: Made from high-quality food-grade 304 stainless steel for superior durability and safety. ✅ Ergonomic Design: The 7.6-inch long handle provides a comfortable grip and allows you to reach the bottom of tall mugs and deep jars. ✅ Transparent About Magnetic Properties: We clearly explain why our spoon may be magnetic, so you can buy with confidence. ✅ Dishwasher Safe: Easy to clean and maintain, making it perfect for busy people. ✅ Versatile Use: Great for coffee, tea, ice cream, peanut butter, and much more. ✅ Unique and Memorable: Unlike generic gifts, this spoon is sure to stand out and bring a smile to anyone's face. --- ### 😊 Add Some Humor to Your Daily Routine Life can be stressful, and sometimes we all need a little reminder to laugh and not take things too seriously. Our "Coffee Because Fuck This" engraved spoon is the perfect way to inject some humor into your daily routine. Whether you're sipping coffee at home before work, enjoying a break at the office, or sharing a laugh with friends, this spoon will always be there to brighten your day. Don't settle for boring, generic kitchen utensils. Treat yourself or someone special to a gift that's as unique and funny as they are. Order your engraved coffee spoon today and start every day with a smile and a perfectly stirred cup of coffee! ## Features - ✅ Hilarious Engraved Design That Speaks Your MindTired of generic kitchen utensils that lack personality? Our coffee spoon features the bold and relatable phrase "Coffee Because Fuck This" permanently engraved on the handle. It's the perfect way to express your feelings on those tough mornings, stressful workdays, or whenever you need a little pick-me-up. Every sip of coffee will bring a smile to your face and make your day just a little bit better. - ✅ Ergonomic Long Handle for Ultimate ConvenienceMeasuring approximately 7.6 inches in length, our spoon boasts a slim, extended handle that's far superior to standard short-handled spoons. The longer design provides a comfortable, secure grip and allows you to easily reach the bottom of tall coffee mugs, deep jam jars, and peanut butter containers. No more struggling with hard-to-reach areas or getting your fingers messy! - ✅ Premium Food-Grade 304 Stainless Steel ConstructionCrafted from high-quality food-safe 304 stainless steel, this spoon is built to last. It offers excellent rust and corrosion resistance, staying pristine with daily use. Edges are carefully polished to be smooth and burr-free, safe for the whole family. The sleek finish resists stains and scratches. Important Note: Cold working manufacturing may cause weak magnetic properties. This is normal for 304 stainless steel and does not affect quality, durability, or food safety. - ✅ Versatile & Easy to CleanThis isn't just a coffee spoon! It's perfect for stirring hot beverages, eating ice cream, scooping yogurt, cereal, oatmeal, and thick spreads like peanut butter and Nutella. Best of all, it's completely dishwasher safe, making cleanup a breeze. Simply toss it in the dishwasher after use and it will come out sparkling clean every time. - ✅ The Perfect Practical Gift for Any OccasionLooking for a unique and memorable gift that the recipient will actually use? Look no further! This funny engraved spoon makes an excellent present for coffee lovers, friends, family members, coworkers, bosses, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. It's ideal for birthdays, Christmas, White Elephant parties, Secret Santa exchanges, graduation, or just because. Show someone you care with a gift that's both useful and full of personality. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0B7DMZ9L6 | | Best Sellers Rank | #124,012 in Kitchen & Dining ( See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining ) #144 in Coffee & Espresso Spoons | | Brand | 99WakeUp | | Brand Name | 99WakeUp | | Color | Silver | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 512 Reviews | | Handle Width | 1.6 inches | | Item Dimensions L x W | 7"L x 1.6"W | | Material | Stainless Steel | | Material Type | Stainless Steel | | Material Type Free | BPA Free, BPS Free, Chemical Free, Latex Free, Lead Free, PVC Free, PVS Free, Phthalate Free, Plastic Free, Stainless Steel Free | | Model Number | VTK-430 | | Number of Packs | 1 | | Number of Pieces | 1 | | Product Dimensions | 7"L x 1.6"W | | Style | Custom | | Style Name | Custom | | Unit Count | 1 Count | ## Product Details - **Brand:** 99WakeUp - **Is Dishwasher Safe:** Yes - **Material:** Stainless Steel - **Product Dimensions:** 7"L x 1.6"W - **Style:** Custom ## Images ![Coffee Because Fuck This - Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon, 304 Stainless Steel Long Handle Spoon, Unique Gift for Coffee Lovers, Him, Her, Grandpa, Grandma, Mother, Father - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61dOmXahF2L.jpg) ![Coffee Because Fuck This - Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon, 304 Stainless Steel Long Handle Spoon, Unique Gift for Coffee Lovers, Him, Her, Grandpa, Grandma, Mother, Father - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/714ssecHItL.jpg) ![Coffee Because Fuck This - Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon, 304 Stainless Steel Long Handle Spoon, Unique Gift for Coffee Lovers, Him, Her, Grandpa, Grandma, Mother, Father - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61JFQmy9HSL.jpg) ![Coffee Because Fuck This - Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon, 304 Stainless Steel Long Handle Spoon, Unique Gift for Coffee Lovers, Him, Her, Grandpa, Grandma, Mother, Father - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/717blegTNeL.jpg) ![Coffee Because Fuck This - Funny Engraved Coffee Spoon, 304 Stainless Steel Long Handle Spoon, Unique Gift for Coffee Lovers, Him, Her, Grandpa, Grandma, Mother, Father - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71KMfEA8HjL.jpg) ## Frequently Bought Together - 99WakeUp Coffee because fuck this - Funny Coffee Spoon gift for him for her Engraved Spoon, Unique Gift For Coffee Lover Grandpa Grandma Mother Father, Silver, 7 Inches (VTK-430) - Funny Coffee Quote First I Drink The Coffee Then I Do The Things Ceramic Coffee Spoon Holder-Coffee Spoon Rest -Coffee Station Decor Coffee Bar Accessories-Coffee Lovers Gift for Women and Men --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.jp/products/490036374-coffee-because-fuck-this-funny-engraved-coffee-spoon-304-stainless](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/490036374-coffee-because-fuck-this-funny-engraved-coffee-spoon-304-stainless) --- *Product available on Desertcart Japan* *Store origin: JP* *Last updated: 2026-09-09*