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Donald J. Trump Squeezeez: Mega Head Collectible, Make America Great Again by Breygent Marketing
F**A
Cutest Trump EVER!
Cutest Trump Squeezeez EVER! Great work out for the muscles in my hand! Cutest Trump figure out there! Makes a great display piece, is quite the conversation piece AND it's functional!I Had to get 5 for the kiddies but better get more before the holiday rush! Great size for stocking stuffers too! Just check out that face! Cute design with LARGE head and small body. What a hoot!
T**R
Fun!
Love....but his head was so big...oh wait...that fits the bill....lol
J**Y
The American Dream
I didn't understand true happiness until I had this. Because of this highly enjoyable stress ball squeezy Trump, I no longer feel it necessary to correct my wife's mistakes with torrent of insults and punching holes in the wall. Saved my marriage!!! Now if I could find a toy that stopped me from setting all of those fires...
B**I
Fair enough
Timely delivery. Marginal quality. It exploded from being squeezed in a few days of my friend owning it. She loved it but it's not as well made as it could be
A**E
Nectarine Nightmare
Like many Americans, the thought of squeezing tRumps head and tiny little hands brought me tremendous excitement. I badly needed some relief. My plan was, every time he said something stupid I'd ring his overrated neck and squeeze his bigly head. This is much better than smashing my TV in or lighting newspapers on fire. Terrific plan, right?This stress reliever only lasted one evening. I mean sure, in one day, the asinine comments of our "president" can add up very very quickly. Quite amazing really. But still, I was expecting an unbelievable turnout for 7.99.To make matters worse, in my last final squeeze, this tiny hand little Donald J Trump toy pissed on my face squirting water right in my eye. That's right, he pissed on me. Disgusting. To clarify, I'm not a Russian lady of the night laying in a bed Obama slept in. Consciously or unconsciously this is not what I expected.Why is a squeeze toy filled with water? I thought we were supposed to be making America great again. Don't be a loser and believe the fake reviews. Don't listen to the failing Chyna company. Believe me, this is a yuge waste of money. If anybody knows how to be a con artist, it's this Nectarine Nightmare. Nobody creates scams better than this Orange Mess. Nobody.
L**A
Great Stress Reliever
It was a little smaller than I had imagined-fits in the palm of my hand-but is perfect for those who have friends who want to relieve a little stress over the outcome of the election or for the next 4 years.
S**R
This is awesome! It's basically a squishy head with a little ...
This is awesome! It's basically a squishy head with a little body. He can't stand on his body he has a plastic holder for that. I bought it for my Dad as a gag gift. I hope he loves it!
H**8
Tiny hands, big head
Great gag gift! Wish it was bigger!
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