---
product_id: 29070947
title: "Holy Sh-i, You're Hella Old Birthday Card"
brand: "cheeky kumquat"
price: "¥3001"
currency: JPY
in_stock: false
url: https://www.desertcart.jp/products/29070947-holy-sh-i-youre-hella-old-birthday-card
store_origin: JP
region: Japan
---

# Holy Sh-i, You're Hella Old Birthday Card

**Brand:** cheeky kumquat
**Price:** ¥3001
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Holy Sh-i, You're Hella Old Birthday Card by cheeky kumquat
- **How much does it cost?** ¥3001 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.jp](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/29070947-holy-sh-i-youre-hella-old-birthday-card)

## Best For

- cheeky kumquat enthusiasts

## Why This Product

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## Description

FIRST IMAGE IS CENSORED. PLEASE REFER TO SECOND IMAGE FOR ACTUAL CARD. - Inside is blank for your personal sentiment - Printed on high-quality 110lb acid-free paper - 5.5 x 4.25 folded card (size A2) - Includes 100% recycled, 100% Post-Consumer Waste brown bag envelope. © Cheeky Kumquat

## Images

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*Product available on Desertcart Japan*
*Store origin: JP*
*Last updated: 2026-10-09*