Fake Turd Gag Gift

We put this on our son's toilet seat knowing he'd come home around 3 am a little under the influence (he's 22 years old). I wish i had a hidden camera in the bathroom. It looks so real, he was stunned there was poop on the toilet, called his sister at 3am who left for out of town and asked why she sh.. on the toilet (too high for the dogs to drop a duce)....was sniffing it....afraid to touch it and was hesitating to poke it (thankfully didn't push it in the toilet to flush which was a concern) and it took him awhile to figure out it was a gag, but at least we had him going there for awhile. He left it on the kitchen sink and it stunned us for a quick moment when we saw it. It really is a fun gag gift. My husband even put it in his pocket when he visited his nephew's 2 year old who always goes in his pocket looking for candy. If you like having fun in a poopy way, it's definitely worth a few bucks to have on hand for a good laugh! Great for when the in laws don't like indoor dogs and your visiting your 'favorite' sister in law dog owner at a family party and you put it on the living floor where the in laws gather. I could go on....

if you real stepped on this fake turd it would ruin your real day but turn out to be a relief once it was fake. with this real fake turd being so real-like i have to wonder what the composition of the fake turd is, really. I would guess it is 40% real human turd that has been chemically treated and stablized with polymers to eliminate smells and enhance the pooeyness. The other 60% is likely real fake poop extracted from plastic dolls or robots that help with composition and durability. It is a very real poop despite its fakeness. It is just amazing they can produce this product for only for under $3. I had to see it to believe it. this fake poop is as real as fake poo can be. it has all the characteristics a good fake poo should have without all the bad side effects of handling un-fake turds. if you are in need a quality fake turd, this turd will stand up value wise with the much more expensive fake turds. long story short if you do not have the time for a real turd, or the money for a more expensive fake turd... this is the fake turd for you.

This is not a squishy piece of rubber like I thought it was. I imagined it would be flexible and conform to whatever surface you put it on, like a warm turd, but it is very stiff and stays in the shape it's in. Basically, its funny, but its hard to get it to stay anywhere that isn't a toilet seat.

Very cheaply made

I had this gag gift for about 3 minutes. I placed the rubber turd on the toilet bowl as demonstrated in the picture. Excited, I left the bathroom waiting for the only other male in the office to use the restroom. Soon, he entered, then exited without saying a word. Come to find out, the turd slipped into the bowl. Him thinking it was just a soldier left behind, flushed my prized doo doo down the toilet. So it passed the realism test. At least while submerged.

So, we live on a fairly quiet street, and as it turns out, is full of really really old people!!! We like to have a good time and have parties pretty regularly, which seems to annoy all the old neighbors. When a younger couple moved in 3 houses down, we were super excited that there was someone on the block that we could relate to. They decided to throw a housewarming party a few months after they moved in, and being neighborly, invited everyone on the block. We decided to bring a bottle of wine, the Fake Turd and this super hilarious Middle Finger House Key ,(so they will NEVER forget us, since they have to use it every time they walk in the front door!). When the 75 year old woman that lives across the way came in and found her way to the restroom, the shriek she let out when she saw the Fake Turd was priceless!! My wife almost spit her red wine out all over the neighbor's new carpet!! Anyway, this and the Middle Finger Key were super funny additions to a great evening, and we laugh about it all the time with our new friends down the street!!

When you first open this, you may initially think it's too shiny and won't pass as real, but let me tell you, people will freak out. I've only pranked a couple of people and they're reactions were great. They actually think it's possible you could somehow miss and land on the toilet seat. Even though my friend saw me laughing afterwards, he still thought it was real. So I decided to pick it up with toilet paper and tossed it at him. Just as others have noted - some people may attempt to flush it and not tell you. I can only assume they think it would be too awkward to bring this to your attention and would rather flush it and not say anything. Luckily, it didn't flush nor did it clog my toilet.

Ok, I bought a fake turd... What can I say, it looks like a turd. it is rounded a bit, so it will not lay flat on a very flat surface, it is meant for a simi rounded surface. I placed it on the edge of the rear seat in our SUV one night and when my son, 14 years old, went to get in, he froze and asked where did the crap come from! It was great, it WORKED! I have not used it since, plans for Christmas time are in place with the in-laws, but I thought a review would help others know what to expect. It is firm plastic that has a good gloss to it already. It would be very convincing to the average person.

Play with my fake turd all the time ,

This things a turd, literally. Not worth of you found it in a dollar store. There's other gag turds out there that are larger and look more realistic. Waste of money. Tiny, like a piece of dog poo.

Looks nothing like the image and does not look realistic.