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product_id: 14689339
title: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freudian After Therapy Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)"
brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild"
price: "¥2089"
currency: JPY
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 12
category: "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild"
url: https://www.desertcart.jp/products/14689339-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-freudian-after-therapy-breath-mints-1
store_origin: JP
region: Japan
---

# Sugarfree & Aspartame-free Compact reusable metal tin Kosher & Gluten-free certified The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freudian After Therapy Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)

**Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild
**Price:** ¥2089
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🧠 Freshen your mind and mouth—therapy not included!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freudian After Therapy Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g) by the unemployed philosophers guild
- **How much does it cost?** ¥2089 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.jp](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/14689339-the-unemployed-philosophers-guild-freudian-after-therapy-breath-mints-1)

## Best For

- the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Clean & Conscious:** Enjoy a guilt-free fresh breath experience with sugarless, aspartame-free, kosher, and gluten-free mints designed for mindful professionals.
- • **Pocket-Sized Power:** Sleek 1.75” metal tin fits effortlessly in your bag or desk drawer—freshness on demand, wherever your day takes you.
- • **Smart Gifting Vibes:** Perfectly quirky gift for therapists, thinkers, and anyone who appreciates humor with their hygiene.
- • **Sustainably Stylish:** Reusable tin means less waste and more style—because your breath and the planet deserve the best.
- • **Therapy-Session Freshness:** Revive your breath and spirit after long meetings or therapy sessions with a minty boost that’s as sharp as your wit.

## Overview

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freudian After Therapy Breath Mints come in a compact, reusable metal tin containing 60 sugarless, aspartame-free, kosher, and gluten-free mints. Designed for adults seeking a fresh breath boost after long sessions, these hard pastille mints combine humor and practicality in a stylish, eco-conscious package.

## Description

desertcart.com: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freudian After Therapy Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g) : Grocery & Gourmet Food

Review: Perfect gift - Exactly as described
Review: Therapist gag gift - Funny gag gift for the therapist.

## Features

- Sometimes a long therapy session can leave you feeling drained. Freshen up your breath (and maybe your spirit) with the After Therapy Mints.
- Carry around this small tin of mints when you need a little pick-me-up throughout the day, but we warned - they aren't covered by insurance.
- Contains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free.
- Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches.
- Click the store link near the product title for more smart and funny gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0013LTKIS |
| Age Range Description | Adults |
| Allergen Information | Allergen-Free |
| Best Sellers Rank | #113,893 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #983 in Candy Mints |
| Brand | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Brand Name | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Candy Consistency | Hard |
| Color | Freud Mints |
| Container Type | Can |
| Customer Reviews | 4.4 out of 5 stars 122 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Kosher |
| Flavor | Mint |
| Item Form | Pastille |
| Item Package Quantity | 1 |
| Item Package Weight | 0.02 kg |
| Item Shape | Round |
| Item Weight | 11.34 g |
| Manufacturer | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild |
| Model Number | UPG0009 |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Number of Pieces | 60 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Hanukkah, Mother's Day |
| Part Number | 0009 |
| Size | 1 Tin |
| Specialty | Gluten Free |
| Sugar Candy Type | Breath Mint |
| UPC | 814229000051 814229002017 |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
- **Diet Type:** Kosher
- **Flavor:** Mint
- **Item Form:** Pastille
- **Unit Count:** 1 Count

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect gift
*by M***E on February 3, 2026*

Exactly as described

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Therapist gag gift
*by J***S on June 21, 2026*

Funny gag gift for the therapist.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Small box!
*by R***H on January 19, 2021*

I clearly didn’t look at the size before purchasing. This was the smallest box of mints ever! Bought it as a funny gift for a friend so I’m not sure on the taste of the actual mints.

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*Last updated: 2026-08-15*