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product_id: 132425432
title: "Cheeky Chops Rude Pens Office Desk Accessories (Pen 15) Don't Touch My F*cking Pen, Black, 37 x 11 x 2 cm, 9B-4WAB-0ZQ7"
brand: "cheeky chops"
price: "FREE"
currency: JPY
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.jp/products/132425432-cheeky-chops-rude-pens-office-desk-accessories-pen-15-dont
store_origin: JP
region: Japan
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# Cheeky Chops Rude Pens Office Desk Accessories (Pen 15) Don't Touch My F*cking Pen, Black, 37 x 11 x 2 cm, 9B-4WAB-0ZQ7

**Brand:** cheeky chops
**Price:** FREE
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Cheeky Chops Rude Pens Office Desk Accessories (Pen 15) Don't Touch My F*cking Pen, Black, 37 x 11 x 2 cm, 9B-4WAB-0ZQ7 by cheeky chops
- **How much does it cost?** FREE with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
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## Best For

- cheeky chops enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted cheeky chops brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Product Description The Perfect Silly Gift • A hilarious funny gift pen for your favourite Rude person • Featuring over 100 amusing and humorous expressions of foul-mouthed persuasion, this writing instrument is sure to cause a few giggles. • Every time you jot down a note with these swearing pens, people will laugh as each letter appears on the page. • Brighten up anyone's day - no matter what kind of mood they are in – with these awesome pens! They make excellent gag gifts, party favours or just something unique to brighten someone’s desk at work or school! • These colourful one-of-a-kind collectables are printed right here in the UK ensuring a quality design that won't rub off after using them again and again! The retractable function allows you to quickly store it away when needed while preventing unwanted ink spills. • Never forget a birthday present or holiday surprise ever again when stocking up on everyone’s favourites–Rude Gift Funny Pens. Rude and Cheeky Pens Rollerball Nib Rollerball nib is supplied with black ink Crisp Print Printed with UV print means every pen print is crisp and durable Push Button Action Lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip Soft Grip Rubber grip and moulded shape were engineered for a comfortable and pleasurable writing experience PRINTED IN THE UK Designed by cheeky mums Made with love, banter & humour. Printed here in the UK, all our pens are produced by us; from designing to packing and posting, we ensure every pen that leaves us is perfect!

Review: Good - Nice pens. Brought some for myself and some as a gift for my colleagues. As we always lose pens at work and steal each others lol. The pen itself writes well and is comfortable to use. My manager saw the pens and thought they were funny :) the writing has started to fade a bit on some of the pens but considering how much they are used I don’t think this is preventable
Review: Great product and service - Bought for works secret Santa, brilliant and funny and sure recipient will be delighted.

## Features

- PERFECT GIFT – This pen is the perfect gift for anyone who hates work and has a great sense of humour
- The Curvy Ballpoint Pen has a frosted finish in Matt black with a silver trim. These lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip and moulded shape were engineered for a comfortable and pleasurable writing experience. Supplied with black ink
- NOVELTY GIFT – These pens will be a favourite as a gift for friends and colleagues and certainly strike up a conversation in the office.
- ENVELOPE - (Included) high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion
- BLANK INSIDE - Leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one!???? We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card!

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B07RN86MFH |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Age range (description) | Adult |
| Best Sellers Rank | 178,777 in Stationery & Office Supplies ( See Top 100 in Stationery & Office Supplies ) 1,046 in Ballpoint Pens |
| Body Shape | Cylindrical |
| Brand | Cheeky Chops |
| Brand Name | Cheeky Chops |
| Closure Type | Retractable |
| Colour | Blue |
| Customer Reviews | 4.4 out of 5 stars 133 Reviews |
| Drill Point | Medium |
| Grip Type | Rubber |
| Hardness | F |
| Included Components | Envelope |
| Ink Base | Alcohol |
| Ink Colour | Blue |
| Ink colour | Blue |
| Is the Product Left or Right Handed? | Right |
| Item Diameter | 11 Centimetres |
| Item Dimensions | 15 x 11 x 2 centimetres |
| Item Type Name | Funny Pen |
| Item Weight | 10 Grams |
| Line Size | 0.5mm |
| Manufacturer | Cheeky Chops Cards |
| Material | Plastic, Rubber |
| Material Type | Plastic, Rubber |
| Model Name | PERFECT GIFT – This pen is the perfect gift for anyone who hates work and has a great sense of humour The Curvy Ballpoint Pen has a frosted finish in Matt black with a silver trim. These lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip and moulded shape were engineered for a comfortable and pleasurable writing experience. Supplied with black ink NOVELTY GIFT – These pens will be … |
| Model Number | 9B-4WAB-0ZQ7 |
| Recommended Uses For Product | General writing, gift-giving, and novelty use |
| Special Features | Lightweight |
| Style | Retractable |
| Subject Character | Don't Touch My F*cking Pen |
| Theme | Humor |
| Unit Count | 1.0 count |
| Water Resistance Level | Not Water Resistant |
| Writing Instrument Form | Ballpoint Pen |
| Writing instrument form | Ballpoint Pen |

## Product Details

- **Age range (description):** Adult
- **Brand:** Cheeky Chops
- **Colour:** Blue
- **Ink colour:** Blue
- **Material:** Plastic, Rubber
- **Point type:** Medium
- **Special feature:** Lightweight
- **Unit count:** 1.0 count
- **Writing instrument form:** Ballpoint Pen

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Good
*by J***Y on 24 May 2020*

Nice pens. Brought some for myself and some as a gift for my colleagues. As we always lose pens at work and steal each others lol. The pen itself writes well and is comfortable to use. My manager saw the pens and thought they were funny :) the writing has started to fade a bit on some of the pens but considering how much they are used I don’t think this is preventable

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great product and service
*by M***Y on 10 December 2019*

Bought for works secret Santa, brilliant and funny and sure recipient will be delighted.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Novelty pens
*by A***S on 15 September 2023*

Great pens work well CANT fault great for work

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*Last updated: 2026-11-14*