--- product_id: 1141798 title: "LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Warm Water Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Blue" price: "¥26012" currency: JPY in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.jp/products/1141798-luxe-bidet-neo-320-warm-water-bidet-attachment-for-toilet store_origin: JP region: Japan --- # Dual wash modes: rear & feminine Adjustable warm water temp Self-cleaning nozzle with guard gate LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Warm Water Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Blue **Price:** ¥26012 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🚿 Elevate your daily routine with the LUXE NEO 320 – where comfort meets cutting-edge cleanliness! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Warm Water Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Blue - **How much does it cost?** ¥26012 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.jp](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/1141798-luxe-bidet-neo-320-warm-water-bidet-attachment-for-toilet) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Tailored Dual Wash Modes:** Switch effortlessly between a powerful rear wash and a gentle feminine spray designed for ultimate freshness. - • **Hygienic Nozzle Protection:** Nozzles retract behind a protective guard gate after every use, ensuring a pristine and sanitary experience every time. - • **Quick & Tool-Free Installation:** Upgrade your bathroom in minutes with all-inclusive parts and a simple attachment compatible with any standard two-piece toilet. - • **Trusted Support & Satisfaction:** Join thousands of happy users backed by world-class customer care and a 100% satisfaction guarantee. - • **Warm Water Comfort & Cleanliness:** Experience superior hygiene with customizable warm water sourced directly from your sink connection. ## Overview The LUXE Bidet NEO 320 is a polished blue, non-electric bidet attachment featuring adjustable warm water sourced from your sink, dual wash modes for rear and feminine cleansing, and a self-cleaning nozzle system with a protective guard gate. Designed for easy installation on any standard two-piece toilet, it offers a hygienic, comfortable upgrade backed by a 4.5-star rating and trusted customer support. ## Description LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Warm Water Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Blue | Non-Electric, Warm Water, Dual Nozzle, Self-Cleaning, Adjustable Water Pressure, Rear & Feminine Wash - desertcart.com Review: We're wondering how we lived without this - July 23/2015 update: We moved to a new house. We were so pleased with the Luxe Bidets we had installed in our previous house we left them installed thinking they would help sell the house. This means I am installing 3 of these units in our new house. I put one in last night. Two problems came up, both of which I had solved before. I think Luxe needs to do something about them, or at least, customers should understand they are likely to face these problems and they should have solutions on hand. The rubber washer that goes with the metal fitting that allows you to draw water from the hot water supply is not thick enough. The metal fitting that Luxe supplies has too much thread to fit properly onto many of the standard stop valves that have been used for decades here in the Pacific Northwest. The Luxe supplied fitting can only screw on so far because it has more threads than the stop valves it is fitting onto and the rubber washer isn't thick enough to take up the remaining space. It leaks. I found that a 1/2" diameter cone washer was available that did the job, but it took a trip to several stores to find it. Luxe should supply a thicker washer. The cost to them would be insignificant. There may be stop valves that have enough threads to enable the Luxe supplied washer to work, but I measured the ones available here at several stores and there aren't any here. The second problem,was far more serious. At least with the rubber washer problem you are aware it is leaking right away. The second thing is, the plastic fitting that enables a cold water supply line to go from the bottom of the toilet tank to the Luxe bidet is unreliable. I remembered having trouble with one of these previously, but enough time had gone by that I somehow believed I might try using it on this install. I carefully installed it and it did not leak at first. I checked several hours later just before going to bed and there were still no leaks. However, in the morning, there was water all over the bathroom floor. Perhaps water pressure in the system in this city is slightly higher in the early morning. No one had disturbed the fitting to cause it to fail. I'm going to try the KES K1018 metal fitting available here on desertcart as a replacement. Luxe should solve this problem by supplying a better fitting. I'm still very happy with their bidets. We're looking forward to having them in all three bathrooms in our new (to us) home. My previous review continues unedited from this point: We have been very pleased with this attachment, so much so that after only a few weeks of use, we were going to order a second one. Just as I was about to order, My wife and I have never used a bidet before but we have considered getting one at times in the past. I didn't install one because I thought it meant expanding the size of the bathroom, opening up the walls to add new plumbing and crawling under the floor to put in a drain. A job that size is easy to put off. I didn't know I could just buy an attachment and add a usable bidet function to a toilet. My wife had noticed this Luxe unit on desertcart and drew my attention to it. I read a few reviews, considered the low price, and ordered one right away. I dropped everything and installed it the day it arrived. It seems there was a bit of a pent up demand here for this. Luxe includes enough parts that it looked like the installation wouldn't require a trip to the hardware store. It turned out I had to go out to buy a hose. I don't hold this against Luxe. This is a 45 year old house. If they didn't include any fittings this would still seem like a good deal. However, when I install one of these in future, I won't be using the plastic 3 way fitting Luxe supplies so that the cold water toilet supply can also supply cold water to the bidet. The included fitting seems alarmingly flimsy. After I installed it, if I shifted the position of the hose leading from it it would leak. The leak stopped when I arranged the hoses so there was no strain on the fitting. No water has leaked in the weeks I've used the appliance since then. But I have a vivid imagination, and I don't like the thought of one day seeing a pool of water on my house floor. I would have preferred that Luxe supplied a better fitting for this, if they were going to supply one at all. I like using fittings that inspire confidence. We're moving soon and taking this bidet with us to a newer house so I will address this problem then. I would get a metal 3 way that doesn't have a tap to restrict the flow. It seems that some people think they want to be able to restrict the flow of water to their Luxe bidets. The controls are so easy to use I see no need. We were both delighted once we started using this device. I like using it with warm water but my wife says she doesn't need to wait for the water to warm up - cold is fine. I had a few inital doubts. I wondered about the fact that because the toilet seat ends up raised a bit at the back to accommodate the unit, I might need to install spacers at the front of the seat. I wondered if the control suspended out there on its plastic arm would stand the test of time. I also needed a few uses to get used to being washed this often. But as time goes by, I've found that all my concerns have disappeared. I didn't need front spacers for the seat. My tissues quickly got used to being washed with this device. The Luxe controls feel fine once you use them a few times. For less than $100, we have a bidet that does a great job. It doesn't require any extra floor space. I didn't need to enlarge the bathroom, open up the walls, or crawl under the floor. It only took a few uses before I was completely comfortable using it. And it works delightfully well. When I use a toilet somewhere else now, I wish there was a bidet nearby. The main question now is, how did we live without this? Review: My life has been changed. Installation, use, and efficiency are all surprisingly positive. - And now, an inspirational horror story: Two young women arm themselves with wrenches, plumber's tape, and their high hopes to take on the installation of The Luxe Bidet NEO 320. 40 short minutes later, The Bidet is installed. The time for testing is now, the path to cleanliness is clear, Victim #1 approaches the porcelain throne. Innocent, blameless, naive. She sits upon the throne as her cohort sends her support through the door. Victim #1 holds her breath and turns on The Bidet. The air in Victim #1 lungs explodes out of her in a yelp borne of icy violation. Lo even with the handle cranked all the way to hot, the water can only be described as arctic. To add more trauma to her experience, the force with which said water makes contact with Victim #1 precious derriere is that of a fire hose. The mighty barrier has been breached.The one-way orifice has been violated. The cave of wonders has unexpected company. The flood waters are rising and there is no defence strong enough to stop them. Victim #1 immediately stops the assault and calls for spiritual support from any god who would listen to her plea. Victim #2 listens in horror to the testimony of Victim #1, not quite understanding the gravity of the situation. As Victim #1 stands from the torture seat, that which came in unconsensually found it's way out in a similar fashion. I will leave this section to your personal imaginations. It is now time for Victim #2 to experience the arctic blast. Taking the advice of her predecessor, Victim #2 ever so delicately pulled the handle. Alas, she too felt the frosty blast of the Anal Power Washer. The immediate reaction of Victim #2 was to exclaim in fear, turn off The Bidet, and burst into inexplicable tears. Now you may be asking, "Why? How could this happen?". Upon research, it was discovered that the Vagus Nerve travels directly from the brain to end in one's anus. There it attaches to a multitude of nerves surrounding the anal and perineal area. By introducing a sudden cold sensation, one can trigger a Vagal Response. This causes a drop in blood pressure and can lead to unpredictable emotional responses. Victim #2, weeping and confused from frigid violation, exits the bathroom as a new human. Gone is the innocent young girl, here stands a woman who has seen war. Victim #1 and #2 assess The Bidet to find what may be causing the lack of warm water that was promised. Setting the device to "nozzle clean" mode, the Survivors run the water for a few moments in an attempt to obtain redemption for their chilled back doors. Behold! Warmth has been detected! As a sensory balm for the Survivors' trauma, each takes her turn to enjoy the pleasant warmth of the Forbidden Water Fountain. As Victim #2 sat to experience the comforting embrace of H2O, she forgot a crucial step. Blinded by the excitement of experiencing the warm caress of Poseidon, she neglected to sit with her legs firmly together. The consequences were immediate. The god-like speed of the water making contact with Victim #2's poop chute was enough to allow the splash radius to go airborne. Mild collateral damage was observed, mostly on the breeches of Victim #2, but most of the surroundings remained unmoistened. And so, dear readers, I hope you take heed to the warnings in this testimony. Both victims agree that they have never felt cleaner, but one must consider the cost of such luxury when yearning for a sterile starfish. ## Features - WARM WATER CLEANS BETTER – The NEO 320 features adjustable water temperature. The Warm Water offers both comfort and a better clean. Hot water is sourced from a sink connection. - DUAL WASH MODES – The rear wash sprays a stronger flow towards the rear. The Feminine wash sprays a softer flow towards the front for women. - HYGIENIC PROTECTION – The guard gate is designed to shield the nozzles for your ultimate sanitary experience. The Nozzles automatically retract behind the guard gate after each wash to ensure it is protected until your next use. - AN EASY HOME UPGRADE – Elevating Your Home has never been easier. Includes ALL PARTS AND TOOLS to get your bidet up and running in minutes. Easily attaches to and detaches from any standard two-piece toilet. - WORLD-CLASS CUSTOMER SUPPORT – 100% Satisfaction Guarantee: If you aren't satisfied with your purchase for any reason, Please contact our Customer Care team and we would be happy to assist you. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B00A0RX2UI | | Best Sellers Rank | #5,538 in Tools & Home Improvement ( See Top 100 in Tools & Home Improvement ) #14 in Bidet Attachments | | Color | Blue | | Customer Reviews | 4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars (24,789) | | Date First Available | October 31, 2012 | | Finish | Polished | | Handle Material | Ceramic | | Hose Length | 120 inches | | Included Components | Neo 320 Bidet Attachment | | Installation Method | Single Hole | | Item Package Quantity | 1 | | Item Weight | 2.05 pounds | | Item model number | BidetNeo320s | | Manufacturer | LUXE Bidet | | Material | Plastic | | Mounting Type | Wall Mount | | Number of Handles | 1 | | Part Number | Neo 320 | | Product Dimensions | 13.5 x 7 x 3 inches | | Size | 13.5 x 7 x 3 inches | | Special Features | Dual Function Sprayer | | Spout Reach | 12 centimeters | | Style | Dual Nozzle | ## Product Details - **Brand:** LUXE Bidet - **Recommended Uses For Product:** Home - **Mounting Type:** Wall Mount - **Finish Type:** Polished - **Material:** Plastic - **Color:** Blue - **Number of Handles:** 1 - **Included Components:** Neo 320 Bidet Attachment - **Special Feature:** Dual Function Sprayer - **Handle Type:** Lever ## Images ![LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Warm Water Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Blue - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/614EUKz38bL.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Color** options. ## Questions & Answers **Q: What do you do while waiting for the hot water to arrive from the heater tank?** A: It may take a few moments for the water to heat up, depending on your water heater. A good solution for warming up the water before use is by temporarily turning on the self-cleaning mode on hot to give time for the water to warm up (while also cleaning the nozzles). **Q: Will this work with bleach tablets put in the tank? I don't want my bum to make regular contact with bleached water.** A: No problem with that, but be prepared to change your rubber flapper valve and other "O" rings and gaskets that are in contact with the tank flush water. From the toilets point of view, the use of bleach tablets in the water tank is asking for trouble when it comes to o-rings, rubber type gaskets, and the flapper valve itself. None of them can stand up to the corrosive effects of even light to moderate amounts of sodium hypochlorite in the flush water. That's been my personal experience in the past. Just keep a few wrenches and replacement flapper valves and gaskets close by for repairs. Kidding... But one of the biggest problems as I see it is the seal on the flapper/closure valve is compromised and usually starts leaking slowly at first. You'll be noticing the increase in you water bill when it starts.....these days that amount of $$$ can add up in a hurry. **Q: Is it really worth the extra work and money for this one vs. the VI110 model? How important is the warm water?** A: I bought the VI 110 model and installed in the master bathroom, works well and we enjoy it so today I decided to purchase the Neo 320 for another bathroom that has a sink right next to it for warm water hook up. The nozzle cleaning feature should be nice as well as the extra female nozzle. We live in CA so the water temp was not an issue but we're looking fwd. to the warm water from the Neo. **Q: What size hole do I need to drill on the vanity for the hot water line? Is it very visible?** A: I gather that you have to connect the seat to a water source coming from the vanity. My toilet sits across the room from the vanity. Does this mean I'll need to install a hose that runs along the bathroom floor? How exactly does this connect to the vanity water source? Is the hole in the vanity on the top of the counter or elsewhere? ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ We're wondering how we lived without this *by D***S on December 21, 2014* July 23/2015 update: We moved to a new house. We were so pleased with the Luxe Bidets we had installed in our previous house we left them installed thinking they would help sell the house. This means I am installing 3 of these units in our new house. I put one in last night. Two problems came up, both of which I had solved before. I think Luxe needs to do something about them, or at least, customers should understand they are likely to face these problems and they should have solutions on hand. The rubber washer that goes with the metal fitting that allows you to draw water from the hot water supply is not thick enough. The metal fitting that Luxe supplies has too much thread to fit properly onto many of the standard stop valves that have been used for decades here in the Pacific Northwest. The Luxe supplied fitting can only screw on so far because it has more threads than the stop valves it is fitting onto and the rubber washer isn't thick enough to take up the remaining space. It leaks. I found that a 1/2" diameter cone washer was available that did the job, but it took a trip to several stores to find it. Luxe should supply a thicker washer. The cost to them would be insignificant. There may be stop valves that have enough threads to enable the Luxe supplied washer to work, but I measured the ones available here at several stores and there aren't any here. The second problem,was far more serious. At least with the rubber washer problem you are aware it is leaking right away. The second thing is, the plastic fitting that enables a cold water supply line to go from the bottom of the toilet tank to the Luxe bidet is unreliable. I remembered having trouble with one of these previously, but enough time had gone by that I somehow believed I might try using it on this install. I carefully installed it and it did not leak at first. I checked several hours later just before going to bed and there were still no leaks. However, in the morning, there was water all over the bathroom floor. Perhaps water pressure in the system in this city is slightly higher in the early morning. No one had disturbed the fitting to cause it to fail. I'm going to try the KES K1018 metal fitting available here on Amazon as a replacement. Luxe should solve this problem by supplying a better fitting. I'm still very happy with their bidets. We're looking forward to having them in all three bathrooms in our new (to us) home. My previous review continues unedited from this point: We have been very pleased with this attachment, so much so that after only a few weeks of use, we were going to order a second one. Just as I was about to order, My wife and I have never used a bidet before but we have considered getting one at times in the past. I didn't install one because I thought it meant expanding the size of the bathroom, opening up the walls to add new plumbing and crawling under the floor to put in a drain. A job that size is easy to put off. I didn't know I could just buy an attachment and add a usable bidet function to a toilet. My wife had noticed this Luxe unit on Amazon and drew my attention to it. I read a few reviews, considered the low price, and ordered one right away. I dropped everything and installed it the day it arrived. It seems there was a bit of a pent up demand here for this. Luxe includes enough parts that it looked like the installation wouldn't require a trip to the hardware store. It turned out I had to go out to buy a hose. I don't hold this against Luxe. This is a 45 year old house. If they didn't include any fittings this would still seem like a good deal. However, when I install one of these in future, I won't be using the plastic 3 way fitting Luxe supplies so that the cold water toilet supply can also supply cold water to the bidet. The included fitting seems alarmingly flimsy. After I installed it, if I shifted the position of the hose leading from it it would leak. The leak stopped when I arranged the hoses so there was no strain on the fitting. No water has leaked in the weeks I've used the appliance since then. But I have a vivid imagination, and I don't like the thought of one day seeing a pool of water on my house floor. I would have preferred that Luxe supplied a better fitting for this, if they were going to supply one at all. I like using fittings that inspire confidence. We're moving soon and taking this bidet with us to a newer house so I will address this problem then. I would get a metal 3 way that doesn't have a tap to restrict the flow. It seems that some people think they want to be able to restrict the flow of water to their Luxe bidets. The controls are so easy to use I see no need. We were both delighted once we started using this device. I like using it with warm water but my wife says she doesn't need to wait for the water to warm up - cold is fine. I had a few inital doubts. I wondered about the fact that because the toilet seat ends up raised a bit at the back to accommodate the unit, I might need to install spacers at the front of the seat. I wondered if the control suspended out there on its plastic arm would stand the test of time. I also needed a few uses to get used to being washed this often. But as time goes by, I've found that all my concerns have disappeared. I didn't need front spacers for the seat. My tissues quickly got used to being washed with this device. The Luxe controls feel fine once you use them a few times. For less than $100, we have a bidet that does a great job. It doesn't require any extra floor space. I didn't need to enlarge the bathroom, open up the walls, or crawl under the floor. It only took a few uses before I was completely comfortable using it. And it works delightfully well. When I use a toilet somewhere else now, I wish there was a bidet nearby. The main question now is, how did we live without this? ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ My life has been changed. Installation, use, and efficiency are all surprisingly positive. *by E***N on August 23, 2026* And now, an inspirational horror story: Two young women arm themselves with wrenches, plumber's tape, and their high hopes to take on the installation of The Luxe Bidet NEO 320. 40 short minutes later, The Bidet is installed. The time for testing is now, the path to cleanliness is clear, Victim #1 approaches the porcelain throne. Innocent, blameless, naive. She sits upon the throne as her cohort sends her support through the door. Victim #1 holds her breath and turns on The Bidet. The air in Victim #1 lungs explodes out of her in a yelp borne of icy violation. Lo even with the handle cranked all the way to hot, the water can only be described as arctic. To add more trauma to her experience, the force with which said water makes contact with Victim #1 precious derriere is that of a fire hose. The mighty barrier has been breached.The one-way orifice has been violated. The cave of wonders has unexpected company. The flood waters are rising and there is no defence strong enough to stop them. Victim #1 immediately stops the assault and calls for spiritual support from any god who would listen to her plea. Victim #2 listens in horror to the testimony of Victim #1, not quite understanding the gravity of the situation. As Victim #1 stands from the torture seat, that which came in unconsensually found it's way out in a similar fashion. I will leave this section to your personal imaginations. It is now time for Victim #2 to experience the arctic blast. Taking the advice of her predecessor, Victim #2 ever so delicately pulled the handle. Alas, she too felt the frosty blast of the Anal Power Washer. The immediate reaction of Victim #2 was to exclaim in fear, turn off The Bidet, and burst into inexplicable tears. Now you may be asking, "Why? How could this happen?". Upon research, it was discovered that the Vagus Nerve travels directly from the brain to end in one's anus. There it attaches to a multitude of nerves surrounding the anal and perineal area. By introducing a sudden cold sensation, one can trigger a Vagal Response. This causes a drop in blood pressure and can lead to unpredictable emotional responses. Victim #2, weeping and confused from frigid violation, exits the bathroom as a new human. Gone is the innocent young girl, here stands a woman who has seen war. Victim #1 and #2 assess The Bidet to find what may be causing the lack of warm water that was promised. Setting the device to "nozzle clean" mode, the Survivors run the water for a few moments in an attempt to obtain redemption for their chilled back doors. Behold! Warmth has been detected! As a sensory balm for the Survivors' trauma, each takes her turn to enjoy the pleasant warmth of the Forbidden Water Fountain. As Victim #2 sat to experience the comforting embrace of H2O, she forgot a crucial step. Blinded by the excitement of experiencing the warm caress of Poseidon, she neglected to sit with her legs firmly together. The consequences were immediate. The god-like speed of the water making contact with Victim #2's poop chute was enough to allow the splash radius to go airborne. Mild collateral damage was observed, mostly on the breeches of Victim #2, but most of the surroundings remained unmoistened. And so, dear readers, I hope you take heed to the warnings in this testimony. Both victims agree that they have never felt cleaner, but one must consider the cost of such luxury when yearning for a sterile starfish. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Posterior Poo and Parasites *by D***. on May 5, 2017* If you will allow me the time to tell you a story about this little bidet, I'll tell you how it has changed our rather simple, traditional lives and likely saved our sanity. But first, a little background about our family because a review without a frame of reference is as valid as a scale without numbers. You trust your friend's reviews more than mine because you have a reference, and I want you to trust what I am telling you. We are about as dwindling-middle-class, southern, white, north Americans as you can get. We believed the lies we were told about giving back to our community and my wife and I took up the cause, becoming a teacher and police officer (now former, but it makes me seem more ba-dass), respectively. Ten years of marriage and two awesome kids later, we're in debt up to our eyeballs, drive 10-year-old clunker cars and have a house in the 'burbs that's been under DIY restoration for over a year. Don't take our rendition of the storied American dream as complaining though, we still consider ourselves lucky and happy people to have our health and loving family all around us. Our kids (for anonymity we'll just call them Boy (6 years old) and Girl (3 years old) are smart as a whip and keep us on our toes, and now we pretty much live our lives to make theirs better - like most good Oregon-Trail-Generation parents would do. However, our kids plight in life seems to run counter to what we want for them. They seem bent on destruction. Much like larger, cuter Family Guy Stewies who can't be turned off with the click of a remote. You see, they became infested with a highly contagious, unknown-to-us parasite called pinworms. If you're like us and have never heard of these devilish little feces eaters, let me reassure you that it is not a prognosis you want to hear from your children's favorite health care professional. "Parasites!?" you ask. "What does your personal hygiene issue have to do with a product review for a bidet?!" Then it sets in... Without breaking the 4th wall and putting words in your mouth again, we'll use this aside to increase your education, you poor unsuspecting Amazon shopper in search of a more civilized way to remove poo from your otherwise sculpted posterior. You see, pinworms (medically, Enterobius vermicularis) are a parasite, only a few millimeters in length, that live solely in human colons and rectums. It gets worse... hold on. The female pinworms crawl out of a host's anus at night and lay microscopic eggs on the host's skin. This causes irritation, irritation causes scratching and scratching causes these little satanic spores to be spread around, both back to the host and to others by being eaten and sometimes inhaled. In fact, according to our family practitioner of mortifying news and various websites of similar renown, these little feces-hole-dwellers are more common than lice, extremely contagious and harder to get rid of than a Maker's Mark hangover in your 30's . FML. So, that was the news we received. I still remember the sinking feeling as my wife told me on the phone why the kids had been complaining about itchy rumps; all while I hurriedly drove home reading Web-MD (I know, I know... I probably wasn't buckled up either. I was panicking!) and my skin, you know where, started to crawl with anticipation of the evil lurking within. You know the line "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side." We pretty much went dark side in 3 seconds flat, I don't care who my daddy is. This is our course. The remedy for clearing up this less-than-optimal situation is two-fold. One: drugs. A type of anti-parasitic that you take once to knock out the adults and then wait two weeks (longest. two. weeks. ever.) to take it again to knock out any newly hatched anal spawns. By the way, should you find yourself in this unfortunate situation, these pills will set you back about $250 A PIECE. Thankfully we have decent insurance, but most carriers don't cover it anymore because the drug companies are all apparently owned by Martin Shkreli (speaking of pains in the rear). Avoiding politics... the second piece is hyper-cleaning everything, every day. We're not talking about dusting and some lysol here. We're talking about stripping the beds every single day of this process, boiling your sheets and clothes or as close to that as your washing machine will get, quarantining kids toys, washing hands until they crack and bleed, burning your house to the ground... you start to get the idea. That's where the bidet finally comes into play. One of the recommendations is that, because the fecal spawns only lay potentially airborne microscopic eggs at night, washing the butts of those afflicted first thing in the morning will go a long way towards the prevention of reinfecting anyone else. Our doc said wet wipes, I said screw that we're upgrading the toilet! Enter in our rectum rectifier, our washer of wangs, cleaner of , hygienicizer of hinies, tidyer of , freshener of farters... the Neo 320 bidet! For the price we paid (less than 3.5 times one of those pills!), the peace of mind knowing that my kids' rears are now daily power-washed and no longer launching spores into the air with each giggly toot, I'd easily go into even more debt and pay 10 times what we did. We also enjoy the cleaner, fresher feeling and reduced paperwork in the house. It will be even better when our lovely munchkins no longer view it as the new toy (admittedly we torched and cloroxed the rest of their toys into oblivion), trying to see which sprayer can launch nerf darts the furthest. For the record, >12 feet, the length of our equipped bathroom, on either sprayer at full tilt. To date, my wife and I have not seen any indication that these little nuggets of grossness have been passed over to us. We are diligently doing our part to rid the world of these things, no matter the cost of sanity, time or wealth. We tribute at least part of that success to this bidet, which we are very pleased with. The TLDR version is get one, installation is easy and it's highly effective at ridding bottoms of poo and parasites. We will be buying another one whenever we have our 2nd bathroom remodel done ## Frequently Bought Together - LUXE Bidet NEO 320 - Hot and Cold Water, Self-Cleaning, Dual Nozzle, Non-Electric Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Adjustable Water Pressure, Rear and Feminine Wash, Lever Control (Blue) - LUXE Bidet NEO 120 - Self-Cleaning Nozzle, Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Attachment for Toilet Seat, Adjustable Water Pressure, Rear Wash (Blue) --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.jp/products/1141798-luxe-bidet-neo-320-warm-water-bidet-attachment-for-toilet](https://www.desertcart.jp/products/1141798-luxe-bidet-neo-320-warm-water-bidet-attachment-for-toilet) --- *Product available on Desertcart Japan* *Store origin: JP* *Last updated: 2026-10-24*